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GOBBB Member NEWS!
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GOBBB Members Caught in Public Cyber Scandal!
It
has come to the attention of the GOBBB Central Committee that several high-ranking
GOBBB members have been engaged in the act known as "cybering" in public
forums. While the Committee does indeed condone and support cybering (I
mean, really, how else would a bunch of aged farts like ourselves get our
rocks off?), we must condemn and decry the use of public areas such as
"Cum in and Get Wet" on FireTalk for masturbatory purposes. The Committee
also has knowledge that there were several .WAV recordings made of what
will hereby be known as the "Incident". For these reasons, the following
members are offically put on notice: Smokaaay (NuNyaBizneZz), CUBBIE
(VERGEN), PANDORA, and ESPECIALLY DENZEL,
who had this response..
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ROTNROTI FireTalk bot rebooted at approx 02:24 PST on 9/30/99.
The Central Committee
would like to apologize for the fact that the FireTalk textchat bot ROTNROTI
was power-cycled and rebooted due to a cascade error during a recent argument
simluation. The problem was quite the black eye for GOBBB Technical Services,
as it became apparent to the forum at large that ROTNROTI was indeed a
text-recognition algorithm. Unfortunately, one side-effect of the
reboot was that the grammar, vocab, and spellcheck modules were lost in
the crash, and are now unavailable. There is also an ongoing issue with
memory usage, and consequently ROTN is also currently unable to use any
polysyllabic words. GOBBB Technical Services is working overtime
on the problems, and promise not only to have ROTNRONI restored to full
operation, but have also announced that a new ROTNRONI v2.0
is now in beta testing! ROTNRONI v2.0 has rudimentary voicechat and telephony
capabilities, but grammar and vocab modules for that are still quite some
time off. Currently the only phone number listed in the database belongs
to Steven