We all know why Marc Parker must be BANNED from FireTalk...
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In the efforts to make a pleasant place for GOBBB members on Firetalk we have repeatedle run headlong into the Ringleader of the Enemy: MARC PARKER. This man currently represents the biggest single threat to GOBBB, and must be removed at all costs.
It is only through coordinated team effort
that we can make this dream a reality, and thus the Central Committee has
put together this Guide to Character Assasination. ALL Members are directed
to use the Guide in order to facilitate the removal of Public Enemy #1.
- GOBBB Members must register as many unique User Accounts on the FireTalk service as is practical. We MUST inflate our numbers, because if FireTalk support personnel were to find out how many people were actually GOBBB Members, our Agenda would be dismissed as a joke.
- GOBBB Members must inflame as many existing FireTalk users into blocking Marc as possible.
- Marc Parker must be accused of any and all offenses. Eventually someone will believe one severe enough to warrant his dismissal.
The Central Committee has come up with
several suggestions of offenses to charge Marc Parker with, but members
are hereby encouraged to come up with their own ideas in this regard: DO
NOT GET USED TO THIS CONCEPT.
- Marc parker is a hacker.
- Marc Parker is a flooder.
- Marc Parker stalks women on Firetalk.
- Marc Parker stalks men on Firetalk
- Marc Parker stalks children on Firetalk.
- Marc Parker is a terrorist sympathizer.
- Mark Parker is a terrorist.
- Marc Parker has threatened to detonate a thermonuclear device over the Multitude Corporate HQ.
- Marc Parker is insane.
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Marc Parker is a homosexual(NOTE: THE GOBBB CC HAS RETRACTED THIS ONE, AS MULTITUDE IS BASED IN SAN FRANSISCO) - Marc Parker is a Communist Sympathizer.
- Marc Parker invented Communism.
- Marc Parker, through his evil dealings, caused the end of Communism.
- Marc Parker was the shooter in the grassy knoll.
- Marc Parker shot J.Rr Ewing.
- Marc Parker causes hideous birth defects in children.
- Marc Parker is an alien.
- Marc Parker can impregnate teenage girls through the force of will alone.
- Marc Parker is spreading panic about an alien invasion.
- Marc Parker thinks he is the next Messiah.
- Marc Parker melted the Plastic Jesus.
- Marc Parker degaussed the Magnetic Mary.
- Marc Parker is a minion of SATAN.
- Marc Parker is a minion of -SATAN-.
- Marc Parker is a real meanie and he keeps making fun of us and refuting our ideas and making us look dumb and he's always so MEAN to us and he wont ever be nice to us and he makes us cry.