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| "Come
on guys, I told you not to put up any .MP3's of me cybering!!" --Smokaaay |
Who
is the GOBBB?
Mainly, we're a small group of bitter old rednecks who are so enraged
at having wasted our lives in futility that we have to take out our aggression
online.
Being a GOBBB is a full
time job, as you must have the patience to wait in the Atrium 24 hours
a day, seven days a week, in order to run your attack script on command.
(you remember the script... it's the one you wrote down on the napkin
with the purple crayon). At any rate, it's a rough life.
So. If you still wanna be a GOBBB,
there is but one question left:
HOW BIG A BOY ARE YA?
THIS SITE IS GOBBB ENDORSED!
"I want to TASTE your BIG, HAIRY, BLACK C*CK!" --Pandora
"SWEET JEEZUS." --DENZEL
PEPP SUCKS
HORSE C*CKS!!!PEPP SUCKS HORSE C*CKS
!!!PEPP SUCKS HORSE C*CKS!!!PEPP SUCKS HORSE C*CKS!!!!
PEPP SUCKS HORSE...Wait. What what the question again?"
--TheChief
"I liked the web site" --Jim
AND, see what the other side thinks of it!
"I'm giving my Plastic Jesus to GOBBB, because I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!" --Steven1
"It was much better than Cats. I will see it again, and again, and again..." --Agent D
"This site is worth less than a fetid pair of dingo's kidneys! Go to iphone.iwarp.com for the TRUTH about Iphone." --Pepper
"GOBBB!!
YOU CAN GO FUUUUUUCK YOURSELVES!!!!" --Space Shuttle Tech
If you havent figured out that this is satire by now, you
probably have never laughed at anything in your life.